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Case 01
The Corporate Blob
18F
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"Straight up cooked"
Hi, I hope this email finds you well. I'm John from ABC Solutions. We are a leading provider of enterprise marketing solutions that help companies of all sizes achieve their growth goals. Our platform integrates seamlessly with your existing tools. Would you be interested in learning more about how we can help?
🚨Opens with "We" — nobody asked about you
🗑️Zero specific value prop or proof
😴"Let me know if interested" — no CTA energy whatsoever
Case 02
The Almost Guy
44D
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"Mid. Like genuinely mid."
Quick question — do you use any tools for sales automation? My company Salesify helps businesses like yours 3x their pipeline in 6 months. We've worked with lots of SaaS companies. Let me know if you want to hop on a call sometime.
Hi Sarah — saw your post about scaling your SDR team at TechCorp, congrats on the Series B. We helped Stripe cut email response time by 40% in 90 days using the same motion you're building. Worth a 15-min call Tuesday?
✅Specific personalisation — they did the homework
💪Named client + hard metric = instant credibility
🎯Low-friction CTA with a specific day. A+ energy.
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